Memorable English Student Writing Errors in Days of Yore

•The death of Francis Macomber was a turning point in his life.
•(“Paul’s Case”)When the train hit Paul, he had a moving experience.
•Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation.
•The bowels are a, e, i, o and u.
•Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
•In Act II, Hamlet is left on stage to relieve himself during his longest soliloquy.
•This book belongs in the anals of English literature.
•The girl tumbled down the stairs and lay prostitute at the bottom.
•To be a good nurse, you must be absolutely sterile.
•Rural life is found mostly in the country.
•Lady Macbeth tried to convince Macbeth to kill the king by attacking his manhood.
•The son of Hera and Zeus was Hepatitus.
•(about a Sinclair Ross story) A farmer always depended on a good crap.

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