and seeing an unmoving 30ish man lying strangely flat-out on a house front-step, either dead or unconscious (no blood), not responding to my several loud calls for him to rouse himself.
Anyway, we drove home and called paramedics who were arriving when we returned to the house.
He was eventually stretchered, still ‘out’, onto an ambulance, not ‘waking up’, though an arm may have moved slightly.
Just another absurd, bizarro afternoon in the Edmo ‘burbs.