Funny Country Music Titles

(More well-known ones/bigger hits near the top)

Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life
I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy
You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd
Thank God and Greyhound She’s Gone
She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft
Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
I Flushed You from the Toilets of My Heart
Mama Get the Hammer (There’s a Fly on Papa’s Head)
My Wife Ran off with My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
I Wish I Were in Dixie Tonight But She’s out of Town
If I Can’t Be Your Number One, Then Number Two on You
If She Puts Lipstick on My Dipstick I’ll Fall in Love
It Ain’t Love But It Ain’t Bad
We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It’s All Over
Her Body Can’t Keep You off My Mind

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